Future First World Problems1) Reaching your rebirth limit and having only that one life left to live. You got 250 years. Make them count.2) Someone punched your third eye and you can't see beyond the veil of reality for a week. A week is 17 days measured by today's standards because the sun is going supernova and pushing its satellites away.3) You're constipated because the ultramarket around the corner had a batch of malfunctioning nanobot diet supplement on sale the other day.4) Dying from suffocation in outer space because you drunkenly stumbled off the edge of the planet. Earth is actually flat now thanks to a terra-forming project to streamline our home rock. It's also a perfect square now.5) Getting to work late by 3.5 lifetimes because one of your 700 siblings pranked you with hypersleep pod malware. You snitch on sibling#274 and tell dad#23 and mom#91 it stole golden tears of the sun from their wallets to book a trip to Earth 9 in the alterverse. No telehallucinations for Shteeve for 1000 years!6) Y
If I could DD againThankfully, the Digital Art gallery is in the hands of a highly capable person.
Back when things had not been invented yetAlbert Nosehairtrimmings was a modest man, most notorious for his pickle soup dinners, which were mandatory to attend if invited.He had an unhealthy craving for finely ground up toe nail clippings of little children, of which he would snort line after line on Friday nights. It's the closest legal thing to ingesting baby bones, and cocaine had not been invented yet.He would patiently collect them in little vials at his job as a kindergarten janitor and cleanse them in XXXX whiskey before going to town on them.Nobody ever knew why he permanently looked like he had the Valencia Instagram filter applied to his physical being, especially since neither Instagram nor smartphones nor electricity had been invented yet.Sliced bread was the latest fad at the time, which had just been invented by accident by a knife wielding maniac in a local bakery.His darkest secret were his violent yet odorless farts, which neighbors described as demonic noises or what would later be known as European tech
Loveless Midnight #7: Oddities After 11Stranger Things is beautiful and otherwordly. It gives a strange sense of comfort even in the show's most uncomfortable situations. There is nostalgia and then there's nostalgia executed with excellence.Those kids... they're kids. One can feel like a kid again watching them. They're awkward, they play, they have adventures.They really pull you in, don't they? These characters are wonderfully convincing.We can't help but have a favorite - Eleven, of course. I like "Elf" for her, which also happens to mean eleven in German. Works, right?That enigmatic, tortured girl can't not be the focus of this feature, hence the title. She speaks very few words through the series and yet expresses so much thanks to Millie Bobby Brown's haunting performance.We had no difficulties finding amazing fan art pieces for Stranger Things with which we can explore the characters, places and underlying themes. Let's go to the Upsidedown. Don't get lost.
Midnight MonstrositaetenRenegade by ChrisCold
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Middaye UndiscoveriesSometimes I hit the frontpage and can't identify anything I find noteworthy. But very once in a red moon there's a whole bunch of remarkable stuff in my immediate sight.Then I might be like 'Hold your horses!' and I hold my horses and then I realize I don't own horses and I'm merely holding on to my desk to keep from falling off my chair.I mean
Midnight ThoughtsIt's been a week that has felt like a week hasn't felt in a seemingly long time.It's edging on depression, except rather than seeping in, the darkness has just been lurking and scratching at the door. It's barely palpable but there enough to make me want to grab it, form it into a ball and throw it at the next best random zombie.I keep uselessly wishing I had dropped out of DA to waste less time online and to (being forced to) pursue a more normal offline life much sooner than I did. The first half of 2015 was a fucking shit show anyway and there was a point at which I was dead certain it won't last much longer. I desperately held on to it nonetheless. The last couple years while I still worked here I sometimes felt that I couldn't wait to trash talk about working at DA should the time come when that wouldn't be the case anymore.It actually and gladly didn't materialize and surprisingly I still can't really relate to ex DA staff who went an awful amount of time and energy to rage ag
Please Listen.I just got an email from a concerned parent. Her daughter has an account on DA, and apparently she copies and traces my drawings. I looked on her profile and confirmed that, yes, she did trace and gave minimal (sometimes no) credit. The reason her mother messaged me was because a few people were apparently sending her harsh messages asking her to give credit. She even got a few death threats.Listen...I'm going to say this all again because I guess it needs reiterating: When it comes to my art, I do not mind young artists copying or tracing my drawings in hopes of developing their skills, or because they are still learning the way of things. If you see someone posting a traced or heavily referenced drawing that does not mention the original picture, please DO NOT immediately jump to aggression. If something like this (art theft/style theft) really gets on your nerves, then I understand why you might be angry upon seeing it, but you must find the maturity to take a breath, and
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EXTENDED-Draw Our OC's Contest --OPEN-- We had many people asking so we decided to extend the contest to give everyone more time! Heyho!We have been planning this for a while and finally it's official:Reminel s and Naitei s "Draw-Our-OC-Contest" WHAT TO DO Draw our OCs Shinzui and Lilinoe togetherGallery of Shinzui and Lilinoes Art Shinzu Name: Shinzui no HahenGender: MaleHeight: 1,78mRace: born GoodNightAnimal- turned to Traumdieb, Mage Class, Kitsune (fox demon)Birthday: unknownAge: un
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300 point giveaway+feature!Hi there! Nice to meet you my dear friends It's my giveaway again.There will be 3 winners in total! (100 points for all)And here the rules: Subscribe to my channel. https://www.youtube.com/c/HidannaARTist any video you like. Fav this journal. Make a journal about this giveaway. Comment with your journal link. Kiss your mom
2000 points raffle - ENDEDI want to get 1000 watchers until Chrystmas so I decided to do a points raffle.From now I will do adoptions\commissions for Paypal because I need Overwatch. This is why I want to give my rest of points.RULES:-Watch me. (don't watch me just for winning this raffle)-Repost this journal.-Favourite this journal. (favourite this just if you want to join this raffle)-Comment if you enter. Also, will be only a winner what will get:-A fullbody of his OC-2000 pointsThe raffle will end when I will get 1000 watchers.I will chose the winner in RANDOM.orghttps://www.random.org/Winner
The Simple Character Creator FormulaThis is a copy-paste (with some additions) from my Tumblr blog (http://spaztique.tumblr.com/), but it must be reposted.Twilight of the Hakurei, the club-wide comic tennis/RP (http://walfasstationwagon.deviantart.com/gallery/41877816), is turning out just as I suspected: AMAZINGLY. However, one thing that really astounds me is how well the character system is working. If you're not familiar, it's simply this:1. Pick the character's biggest strength that affects other people. Note the key phrase, "that affects other people." For example, "He's really good at cooking," is not a strength: that's just a regular skill that only applies to one area of life and doesn't really affect others. However, "He's a fast learner," or, "He pays attention to detail," or, "He's very generous," is a strength because it applies to more than just cooking, but any other skill and especially relationships.2. Pick the character's biggest weakness that affects other people. Once ag
Midnight Mind MeltBlue by KuldarLeementHidden_Motives by SolarSouthThe Faceless by JasonEnglePhanuel, Angel of Truth by PeteMohrbacherPerc by IMustBeDeadHere we go round the prickly apple by sgibbLaera and the Storm Leviathan by cobaltplasmaTianhua-xu-201601 by FLOWERZZXUMetamorfoza - awakening by grazapp