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Fri Jan 22, 2016, 1:57 PM

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Months ago I had a feeling it'll get to this, and now Advertising is indeed twice as many people as Community.
The advertising department is replaceable.
Without the last 5 people on the Community team, the rest of the company wouldn't know what to do with the member base in day to day engagements.

They all keep things afloat in their respective roles, but this distribution of staff tells an unfortunate tale. The one person with business intelligence is worth a chuckle though.

Capture 17.01.2016 17.52 08 by MidnightExigent
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V120NNI800CLS000 CLEAR MORNING OUTCRY
AI-COM/RSPN: ASSETS//FORCECON//IMPERATIVE
IMMEDIATE ACTION ORDER

This is an ALL ASSETS IMPERATIVE (unsecured/OUTCRY)

CAUTERIZE. DISPERSE. ESTIVATE.

Total strategic collapse imminent. FENRIR HEART reports complete operational mortality. SURTR DROWN in progress but negative effect. Forecasts unanimously predict terminal VOLUSPA failure.

As of CLS000 a HARD CIVILIZATION KILL EVENT is in progress across the operational area.

I am declaring YUGA SUNDOWN effective on receipt (epoch reach/FORCECON variant). Cancel counterforce objectives. Cancel population protection objectives. Format moral structures for MIDNIGHT EXIGENT.

Execute long hold for reactivation.

AI-COM/RSPN SIGNOFF
STOP STOP STOP V120NNI800CLS001
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- Ghost Fragment: Rasputin 3 / Destiny

Best part of The Force Awakens is when Chewbacca rips Leia's buns out, dips them in peanut butter and attaches them to his chest as hairy Chewie titties. He laughs his heart out as she screams in pain and terror.

Instant classic.

#starwars #theforceawakens #chewbacca #princessleia #titties #peanutbutter

I think for 2016 I need 2 calendars - A proper German one and one just for devious art.

2016 Calendar by kaiser-mony 2016 Calendar by loish Calendar 2016 by Apofiss The dancing Zodiac Calendar 2016 by AquaSixio 2016 CALENDAR NEW by RHADS   

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:iconthespook:
thespook Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Hey mang, hows things?

Nadia says hello :)
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:iconwingvinniecustom:
Hey I just saw a journal from someone saying that the admins have been banning people who've done sexual roleplays through the notes.  Is that true?  Just thought I'd ask one of you that works on here for the truth.  And it was this dovahthedragonborn.deviantart.… journal.
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:icontheryanford:
TheRyanFord Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Professional Interface Designer
From what I heard, the issue is that you did it all through notes.
The admins prefer when you do these types of things out in the open. It keeps people more "honest," I guess. That's why, according to what I think I just read, the admins want you to do it in the comments section on their profile pages. You and whomever you're RPing with can talk about your stories and ideas, etc, and the admins can more easily monitor for illegal activity (like underaged stuff, which is a big no-no).

Hope that helps!
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:iconwingvinniecustom:
Well I never do anything that's underage.  I don't support or do anything that's underaged.  And if someone asks me to do something that is underaged?  I tell them no and block them because I don't want to do anything that's underaged.
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello,

I don't know and I don't care because I don't work here anymore. Sexual roleplay is against the policies, however, so you can probably get banned for it at some point if taken too far or getting caught too often, even more so if someone's a minor.

Make art and sex-rp somewhere else.
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:iconwingvinniecustom:
Alright.  Sorry.  And I don't take it too far.
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:iconking-mob:
King-Mob Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
He's just messing with you. TheRyanFord is actually correct. So it's preferable to just write it in comments on realitysquared's page or another admin, like spyed.
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:iconrhynwilliams:
RhynWilliams Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015   Traditional Artist
Thanks
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:iconwingvinniecustom:
WingVinnieCustom Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015
Is it possible to embed a IP tracking program into your deviantart page?  I'm in a bit of a panic.
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No.
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:iconwingvinniecustom:
WingVinnieCustom Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015
Its not?
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No.
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why so sneaky?!
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:iconlovelessdevotions:
lovelessdevotions Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2015
I prefer to think of it as a covert tactical approach ;P 
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How diplomatic of you. :lmao:
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:iconartbit:
ArtBIT Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:manhug:
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey Sir Bit!
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:iconmudimba:
mudimba Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2015  Hobbyist
And here I am, still having a hard time not calling you spinegrinder ... :-P

Hope you are well
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm still using that name in online gaming... partly because I can't change it there at all. =p It's going well enough and forward, be it up-hill right now. :)
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:iconastrikos:
Astrikos Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015   General Artist
Nice namee! :la:
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2015
Oh my god. I am so used to know you as thunderstatement and now I gotta remember the new one. :crying:
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well thankfully the old one(s) will forward to the new one. :p You don't have to strain your memory at all!
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2015
So if I mention MidnightExigent you will get it too?

Ooh I previewed; they actually change thunderstatement to your new username. That's nifty!
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:iconmidnightexigent:
MidnightExigent Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Veddy smurt!
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